so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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