having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
There's a naked man in my car right now.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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