watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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