Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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