What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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