Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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