oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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