hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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