Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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