Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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