You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I don't think brook has ever known best
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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