Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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