officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I am one with the molecules
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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