opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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