my sisters under your porch take her home
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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