Christians are straight up FREAKS
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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