im drinking this country out of the recession.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
babies were throwing up all over the place
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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I will pee on everything he values.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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