You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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