So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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