Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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