like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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