Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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