Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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