I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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