erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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