is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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