What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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