All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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