You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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