You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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