were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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