The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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