Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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Sex while Star Warsing is the best
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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