If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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