Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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