your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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