I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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