Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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