My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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