it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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