and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He shit in the fireplace
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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