just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
do nipples grow back?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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