I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Two words: nipple clamps
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