he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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