are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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