Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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