I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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