Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
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Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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