Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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