yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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